Wake me when it is over.
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Posted:Dec 20, 2010 3:05 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2011 8:27 am
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I will be so glad when this week and year is over. Working in retail seems to take a lot of what might be fun out of the holiday's. 
I do tend to be a scrooge this time of year. I HATE, HATE, HATE shopping!!!!!!!!! Yes I am a woman believe it or not. LOL
I loved it when my was little, but now he is all grown up and really hard to shop for. Usually when he wants something he buys it himself.
But I still what to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a fantastic New Year.
Debbie 
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Need a Translator
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Posted:Dec 3, 2010 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2011 2:45 am
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I need someone to tell me WTF this says. 
LOKS GRET T ME...wld lve t be of e and I am in Mesa prbbly clse t . I am ver single , ew t msa, so I can see myself spag til u tel me to do to u t make u feel ieven better////antime,
I can make out a few of the words but not much.
Thanks for any help.
Debbie {=}
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A funny thing happened this morning
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Posted:Oct 6, 2010 2:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2011 7:03 pm
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I normally get up for work between 3 and 3:30am. I was in the bathroom getting ready and I got a text message around 3:20. I thought it might be the girl I work with because she is deaf and always uses text if she needs to get a hold of me. Well I look and didn't recognize the number but opened it and it was a picture of a cock. LOL. I replied, nice picture but whose is it. He replied John. Now I have met a couple of John's but the picture did not look familiar so I told him his number wasn't in my phone. He replied do you know who it is. I laughed and said not really and asked him to refresh my memory. I didn't get a reply so I asked again. He asked me for my first name. I told him and said if he had my number he should know it. His reply was I'm so so sorry, I got the wrong number. I'm truly sorry. I told him no problem it was a nice picture. So he told me I had his number if I ever wanted to party. I asked him how old he was since I couldn't tell by the picture, he said probably to old that he was a young fifty. I told him I was 56 and then he told me he was really 60 but didn't feel it. LOL, and then offered to take me to dinner, said it was the least he could do for his mistake. I told him not to worry about it that it was a nice way to start my morning and besides it would make for a funny blog.
Now I have a question that puzzles me. Why do soooooo many men lie about their age? I thought that was just a woman thing, that is until I joined this site. I have met a couple of men that when I met them I could tell right away they where older, and usually about 10 years older.
Now I'm not saying my friends on here do. But I can tell by looking at pictures on here that a lot of the men are lying.
Just wondering.
P.S. Had some good laughs at work about it. Only a couple of people I could tell but OMG we laughed a lot.
Debbie {=}
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I am not a Happy Camper
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Posted:Oct 1, 2010 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2012 5:41 am
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This is just going to be a short rant. I have on my profile due to health reasons I'm not meeting anyone. There is a man on this site that has been trying to get me to meet him for several years. Even before my health problems, but I always thought he was to young. Well since a few years have passed he is now over 40 and is getting closer to my age requirements (even though I'm getting older and should raise them) I finally told him I would meet him. I gave him a choice of today or tomorrow since I am off both days. He picked today around noon. We picked the place but before 11:30 he called and said he was not going to be able to get away right away but would call me back to let me know when. I again offered to wait until tomorrow. He reply was no and he would call me back. Well it is now after 7 pm and not one word. I do appreciate the fact that he did call before I left the house, but that does not help the fact that I haven't gotten another call.
But that isn't even the worse part that really makes me mad. I have been getting phone calls on Friday afternoon from a gentleman not anywhere close to the area. I love phone sex and have a very good imagination so it works for me. Especially since I haven't had sex in a very long time. I usually get them about 2 pm. So today since I was waiting for the call to go meet this other guy, I put off the phone call because I didn't want to be in the middle of having a very good time and have it interrupted. I did get some very good ideas to think of later when I go to bed, but it isn't quite the same.
Okay the rant was longer then expected but I think I feel better now.
So I guess I am going back to sticking to my guns and just not meeting until I'm better.
Debbie
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Just when you think you have seen it all
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Posted:Sep 10, 2010 11:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2010 6:43 pm
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I've gotten some pretty strange messages in the past, but just got one that I think is very odd.
hi how are u? when i was a my sister use to suck me off. i am watching alot of porn of women who watch porn and masturbate to the porn they are watching
Now I'm trying to figure out if that is supposed to turn me on or what. Now of course I went to his profile and it is as strange as his message. Takes all kinds I guess. LOL
Hope everyone is looking forward to a great weekend.
Debbie
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They Made It
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Posted:Sep 6, 2010 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2012 5:42 am
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My and -in-law actually made it to their one year anniversary. It was a very tough year and I'm actually surprised that they did make it.
My has had some major medical problems, in the past four months he has had three surgeries plus radiation and two hospital stays of over a week each with pancreatitis.
That plus the stress of maybe losing his job has put a lot of strain on their marriage. There were even times that I wanted to pack her bags and tell her to hit the road. But of course I didn't and tried to remain out of their problems as much as I could and still support my .
She doesn't think he appreciates what she does for him, and he thinks she should be more understanding that with the amount of pain he was in it is hard to show that he does all the time.
But anyway with him getting better plus both of them going to a therapist separately and together it seems to be working.
His medical problems are far from over but I just pray that the worse of it is.
They are now at her parents house celebrating both of their anniversaries since it is the same as her parents.
Hope everyone is doing well and getting ready for fall.
Debbie
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Thanks to all that have sent me emails
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Posted:Aug 15, 2010 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2010 2:47 am
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As we progress through the year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking ones nose.
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.
I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it
can remove toilet stains.
I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.
I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the
microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.
I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.
THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up money dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.
I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
P.S. I also now keep my toothbrush in my living room because the spray from my toilet can go six feet.
Love Debbie
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The Best Engine Ever Made
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Posted:Aug 13, 2010 10:30 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2010 8:38 pm
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In 1912 the world famous Austrian gynecologist Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler M.D. Ph.D published the following:
"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston, and it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental."
Now I'm sure many of you men will agree with that. LOL
Love Debbie {=}
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Threesome
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Posted:Jul 30, 2010 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2011 9:02 pm
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I have been in a funk for a while now due to some personal family issues. Nothing that I'm going to bore you with but just saying that I haven't had much exciting that I wanted to write about. It has even been starting to put a damper on my alone play time. But thank heavens I have a few chat friends from here that have the ability to help me out in that area.
I was chatting with one of them last night and had mentioned that the night before I had a problem taking care of myself. Even my favorite fantasy wasn't working, which is a rare thing. I finally got the job done but it took a very long time and just wasn't that good. I know, most of you would say any orgasm is good, but there is a difference and this one was just passing.
So B gave me some very good ideas and things to think about when I went to bed last night. I'm very glad that I have a good imagination and I could imagine everything he was saying and how it would feel when he was doing them. Now that is what this blog was going to be about, what he said and what I did.
But then this morning I had the pleasure of watching another friend taking a shower on cam. M has given me that pleasure several times before and I have enjoyed all of them. I don't really know why but watching a man that I have chatted with taking a shower REALLY turns me on. I just imagine I'm in there with him and I get very wet. This morning actually turned out different then the other times. After his shower we chatted and got some play time. I had a very, very nice orgasm and then watched as he had one. MMMMMMMMM so sexy.
Then we both decided we needed naps. I told him that was perfect and when we woke up we could do it again. I went to lay down.
I was laying there and decided I needed to play some more I was so turned on. I closed my eyes and had my vibrator on my hard clit. I imagined I was on my knees between M's legs sucking on his very hard cock. So yummy, I could taste his precum. Love that taste.
At about that time I felt some hands on my ass. It was B telling me to spread my legs wide. He has his hands on my hot pussy rubbing my clit. Making me even wetter. He had brought some nipple clamps with him and put one on each hard nipple. He handed one of the chains to M and he held the other one. They both were pulling them hard. They both know how much that makes my cunt twitch. The chains were long enough that he could move behind me again and still pull on it. He knelt behind me and starting sucking on my hard clit. It felt so fucking good. His hot tongue flicking my clit back and forth. He then flattened out his tongue and ran it from to top of my clit to my hot cunt. Then he tongue fucked me. Pulling harder on the chain pulling my nipple. I came so hard against his mouth. As soon as I came I had M's cock pushing against the back of my mouth. I was sucking harder and faster on it, wanting him to fill my mouth with his cum. I grabbed his balls and rolled them in my hand, I could tell he was ready. So I took my tongue and just ran it over the head of his cock stroking him fast. As soon as he started to cum I took his cock back into my mouth to get all of his cum. About that time B stood up and grabbed a hold of my hips. Putting his cock inside of me. Damn his cock felt so good fucking my cunt. I was pushing back to try to get closer and take him deeper. I still had my mouth on M's cock, now I was just slowly licking it and playing with it. Moving down to lick his balls and tease him some. I told him I wanted to feel his cock inside of me too.
B was fucking me good and hard now, grabbing my hips and pulling me to him. His cock was so hard and felt so good. I told him I was so close to cumming again. At that time both of them pulled the chain on the clamps hard. That did it. I exploded and came all over his hard cock. M's cock was getting hard again so I took it in my mouth to help it along. When it was hard and throbbing again he told me to stop so he could get up. I let him get up and he changed places with B. B sat down in front of me and I took his cock in my mouth. I love tasting my juices on a cock that just fucked me. M was behind me rubbing my clit and rubbing my ass. He told me he wanted me to cum one more time before he fucked me. He was pinching and pulling my clit. Then he smacked my ass, oh yesss, he knew that would do it, I came so hard again. Then M put his hard cock in my hot pussy. Omg, I loved having a hard cock in my cunt and one in my mouth. I continued to lick my juices off of B's cock. I had cum so hard on it that his balls were covered with them too. So I had to lick them off to. Down to his ass. Then went back up to take him back in my mouth. M was fucking me so good, the harder he fucked me the faster I was sucking on B. I wanted to taste his cum too. It didn't take long and he was shooting his load down my throat. I sucked until I got every drop. I then told M I wanted his cum running out of my pussy. I wanted him to fill me up. I was pushing my ass back against him. Squeezing his cock with my wet cunt. Gripping it hard. He continued to fuck me hard. Smacking my ass a couple of times and pulling my hard nipples. I knew he was getting close and so was I. B laid down under me and removed the clamps and took one of my nipples in his mouth. At the same time M smacked my ass and I came hard. Squeezing his cock harder and that did it for him. We were both cumming at the same time. When he pulled out we both laid down next to B with me in the middle. I moved to clean M off and it tasted so good with our cum mixed together.
Now I hope neither of these men mind that I thought of them together. But I can sure tell you that I don't think I will be having trouble relieving myself for quite some time. Thanks guys. It was sooooooooooo HOT!!!!!!!!
Debbie
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Another one bit the dust.
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Posted:May 18, 2010 7:20 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2010 5:40 am
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I really don't understand some of the men on this site. I was talking to someone from out of state. Which I know my profile says I don't meet men from out of town. But I also say there are exceptions to every rule. He was going to be here last week and said he came here often. We were supposed to meet on Friday, just meet and he understood that it was to just see if we hit it off for future visits. When my health gets better. He hadn't been on line here for a few days before his trip and not at all while he was supposed to be here. So anyway I never heard from him, he had my number and email.
So last night I finally saw he was on line and sent him a message, just asking if he had made it here and to bad he didn't get in touch. I told him I hoped he has a good time. Well surprise, surprise. His profile is now gone. LMAO. He isn't even the first one. Damn I'm good at making men disappear without even seeing me.
If there is anyone you want to see gone just let me know. I'll talk to them and threaten to meet them.
But anyway if you have read my last post you can see that with work I would probably have been to tired to meet. But I know I would have anyway because I try to do what I say I will.
Hope you are all having a good week.
Debbie
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I need a vacation
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Posted:May 17, 2010 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2010 3:51 am
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I'm tired and need a fucking vacation. LOL, well not a "fucking" vacation, although that would be perfect. But since I'm still not physically able just a plain vacation would be good. Not even go anywhere. Just stay home and look at all you sexy men on line and dream.
They eliminated the overnight shift on my job and was supposed to replace it with another part time day shift person, and they haven't done it yet. So that means I get to work seven days a week.
Now two of those days (usually my days off) I'm only working four hours or so and it is overtime, it still sucks. It means I still have to get up at 3:30am everyday. Plus on Saturdays I have been working four hours in the morning and going back at 10pm to work all night so the other girl can have the day off.
I did get Tuesday off last week, but only because my had surgery. It was scheduled before they took the girl off the overnight shift. But even if it hadn't been, I would have taken it off anyway.
Okay, I guess I have done enough complaining, just wanted to bitch about it a bit.
Thanks for listening, or I guess I should say reading. Hugs to you all.
Debbie
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Talk about a form letter
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Posted:Apr 16, 2010 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2010 3:45 pm
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Now I know a lot of people have had blog posts on men not reading their profiles. But this a classic message from someone that sure didn't read mine. Or maybe he didn't understand it.
I should make note that he is a gold member so no excuses for not reading it.
I am visiting Scottsdale for the week next week and really like your pics!!!. I'm 34 but very mature and professional.. I do have a thing for women somewhat older than myself... I have a king suite at a local resort and was curious if you wanted to meet somewhere for drinks and then see what happened. Let me know and if interested I can send you my email or phone number and we can go from there. I have attached a few photos.
To begin with my profile clearly says I'm not meeting anyone right now. It also says I don't meet men from out of town. (now that one I do make exceptions with so I will forgive for that)
This man is also a smoker and it says NO SMOKERS.
As far as having a thing for women somewhat older than him. I really think 26 years is more than somewhat.
I would love to know how many other women got this same message. LOL
Oh well I guess I should give him brownie points for trying.
Love Debbie
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Curious Again
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Posted:Apr 6, 2010 6:22 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2010 12:28 pm
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I'm hoping some of you men might be able to answer my question.
I'm wondering why if I ask some men that I chat with if they have met someone or having fun (of course with the opposite sex) that they act like I never asked them anything.
Now these are men from usually far away that I will probably never meet, but sometime cyber with. It is kind of annoying, like I'm being ignored. If I didn't want to know I wouldn't ask. Since I haven't been meeting anyone I like to live through their fun.
It has happened to me twice lately. One I did meet a long time ago, no sex, just met and we have chatted ever since. Not really cybering, he is a pretty shy guy. He hasn't been on this site for a long time. I hadn't heard from him in a while so I asked if he was dating, it was almost like he didn't get my message so I asked again. No answer, just chatted about something else.
Tonight I heard from someone else that I haven't chatted with in a while. I asked him if he had been having any fun. He said it had been a while. I said good, you must have meet someone. Ignored, just moved on.
I guess maybe they think I'm being nosy and it is none of my business. But these aren't guys that I just started talking to. Both of them I have known (so to speak) for a couple of years.
I'm really, really happy for them both and glad they have met someone.
So guys, tell me, I can take it, I think. Is it because they think they are going to hurt my feelings or because I'm being nosy and should mind my own business.
Thanks for your input.
Debbie
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